May 2013
tvgropes:
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(⊙︿⊙✿) WAIT I HAD HOMEWORK
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hiragana adventures: the difference a particle...
japanlove:
julieyumi:
こいがしたい koi ga shitai i want to fall in love
こいとしたい koi to shitai i want to do it with a carp
こいのしたい koi no shitai the corpse of a carp
#the importance of kanji
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genuinelylarry:
what if tattoos just randomly appeared on our skin at key points in our lives and we had to figure out what they meant for ourselves
the-nicest-asshole:
UK grading system 75-100 A+ 70-74 A 64-69 A- 60-63 B+ 55-59 B 50-54 B- 46-49 C+ 43-45 C 38-42 C- 35-37 D 0-34
Time to move to the UK
Do you kids really believe the work isn’t to scale omg
piercelopez:
there are two types of crushes:
1. a casual crush, you look at them and you’re like “wow you’re pretty cute i’d like to get to know you better”
2. absolutely, undeniably head over heels oh my god are you fucking kidding me you are perfect wow i’m literally going to rethink every conversation we’ve ever had for the next 9 hours of my life please love me
there is no in between
jakemalik:
*drops food on floor*
germs: go get it! quick!
king germ: no.. we must wait 5 seconds.. it is the rule
thecompanionsdoctor:
My week is basically:
Monday
Monday #2
Monday #3
Monday #4
Friday
Saturday
Pre-Monday
The Seven Shittiest Sins
Greed: I want shit
Envy: I want your shit
Wrath: I'm going to wreck your shit
Lust: I'm into some freaky shit
Gluttony: This is some tasty shit
Sloth: I don't feel like doing shit
Pride: I am the shit
esotericsanonymous:
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What the fuck
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does this even mean anymore
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is it supposed to express love and peace
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or unfathomable rage and hatred
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boys in fights: i hate you, man, fuck you.
girls in fights: your eyes are uneven and you're fat and you're an attention whore and you're dumb and i bet the only reason you have good grades is because you sleep with your teachers. also, i had sex with your boyfriend. and also I deleted you off facebook and unfollowed you and I hope you live alone for the rest of your life and even your cats run away from you. p.s your mum is sleeping with her yoga teacher. bye, cunt.
phan-tabulous:
constellationofkasterborous:
constellationofkasterborous:
um something just printed and i didn’t print it
my parents are all asleep
i’m scared
it was fucking tickets to yo gabba gabba live
are you gonna go
Stay Positive - Inspiring Quotes: Why People Cheat →
chyybabyy:
psych-quotes:
It’s the age-old question: why do people cheat? No matter how loving of a relationship they’re in, or how great their partners are, people still cheat. There are a number of reasons why people turn to infidelity in their relationships and here are some of them:
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There is never a reason to cheat, these are all excuses as to why you’re an asshole who’s cheated on...
How this seems to work
9/11: All Muslims are evil!
Oklahoma Bombing: Not all Christians are like that.
Bombing in Oslo: Not all Christians are like that.
Sikh temple shooting: Not all Christians are like that.
Pretty much every other shitty thing a christian had done: Not all Christians are like that.
April 2013
fruitpunchg:
“ooooohhh” i say as i still dont understand
one-hamburger:
Yeah the sun is hot, but have you ever stopped to think about its personality
Ten Relationship Words That Aren't Translatable...
Mamihlapinatapei (Yagan, an indigenous language of Tierra del Fuego): The wordless yet meaningful look shared by two people who desire to initiate something, but are both reluctant to start.
Yuanfen (Chinese): A relationship by fate or destiny. This is a complex concept. It draws on principles of predetermination in Chinese culture, which dictate relationships, encounters and affinities, mostly among lovers and friends.
Cafuné (Brazilian Portuguese): The act of tenderly running your fingers through someone's hair.
Retrouvailles (French): The happiness of meeting again after a long time.
Ilunga (Bantu): A person who is willing to forgive abuse the first time; tolerate it the second time, but never a third time.
La Douleur Exquise (French): The heart-wrenching pain of wanting someone you can’t have.
Koi No Yokan (Japanese): The sense upon first meeting a person that the two of you are going to fall into love.
Ya’aburnee (Arabic): “You bury me.” It’s a declaration of one’s hope that they’ll die before another person, because of how difficult it would be to live without them.
Forelsket: (Norwegian): The euphoria you experience when you’re first falling in love.
Saudade (Portuguese): The feeling of longing for someone that you love and is lost. Another linguist describes it as a "vague and constant desire for something that does not and probably cannot exist."
“We’re just better human beings when with the person we’re supposed to be with.”
– Tara Knowles, Sons of Anarchy (via suicidebyart)
excalilbur:
finnemoron:
what if
the whole “mirror mirror on the wall who’s the fairest of them all” thing was created so that
little girls would do it in the mirror and
when their reflection didn’t change they’d see how beautiful they are
that is the most beautiful thing i have read all week
edwad:
long distance relationships aren’t so bad if ur dick is long enough 2 reach ur girl hahaha swag
